Caption Hunt 2
It’s been very nearly two years since the last time, and that’s way too long. So: it’s time for another caption hunt!
Leave your caption(s) in the comments. Who knows? There might even be a prize or two involved.
(Update: comments are now enabled. Oopsie.)
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Kevin Hamm wrote in to say...
“I’m the President, Ms. Pelosi. Our Lord made it so.”
“Isn’t there something about a burning bush…”
Chris Alexander wrote in to say...
Nancy to self: “Just grin and bear it, just grin and bear it, Nancy! He’ll be gone soon!”
Jeff wrote in to say...
Now, go clockwise…do you feel any lumps?
zeronine wrote in to say...
what the f*ck is she grinning about!
Christopher Reed wrote in to say...
“No, Mr. President, these are my real teeth.”
Matthew Brundage wrote in to say...
“Wipe that condescending smirk off your face, Nancy, or I’m going to declare you an enemy combatant.”
Jack wrote in to say...
Oh! Mr. President! I’m a married woman.
Michael wrote in to say...
Whoever smelled it dealt it, George.
Jeff wrote in to say...
“No Mr. President, I won’t squeeze it! Your wife is standing right there!”
mike wrote in to say...
George, don’t forget to use your right hand.
Bush thinking: hands shmands, if i only had a heart…
X wrote in to say...
George: You know, that Monica Lewinsky holds a special place in my heart and I feel all warm and fuzzy about her.
Wife: Honey, I hope you’re talking about how she made Clinton an easy target.
Tk wrote in to say...
I used the Google on you, George, and it looks like you haven’t been very good this year.
Mike wrote in to say...
Put that knife away, you’d still have to bump off Cheney to get my job.
Kevin wrote in to say...
“Wonderful girl. Either I’m going to kill her or I’m beginning to like her.”
I’m claiming the extra “Star Wars” points. There are extra Star Wars points, right?
Gary wrote in to say...
So, Nancy. How about we go back to my place and play a game of Mr President and his Innocent Intern?
bill wrote in to say...
Oh Mr. President, I think I’ve found a weapon of mass… seduction
Jason wrote in to say...
“Eyes are up here, jerk.”
Christopher Grocki wrote in to say...
President Bush reacted with a nervous smile today at a wisecracking Democratic Majority Leader Pelosi during a reading of the Pledge of Allegiance on Capitol Hill, in which she had instructed the reciter to substitute the word “Democracy” in place of “Republic.” Following the ceremony, Bush said he’d work with the Speaker-to-be to realize the policies of the Democratic Party, and immediately ordered the flag set on fire.
Dave Vogt wrote in to say...
Nancy’s reply for #15:
“Not on your everloving life, Gerogie.”
BlueNight wrote in to say...
“Now that Baltar is gone, all we have to do is find the thirteenth colony.”
Ron wrote in to say...
“No, I don’t want to know where your other hand is.”
Kris wrote in to say...
George. W:
Hey Nancy – those drapes sure do look good on ya.
Nancy P:
That sounds like “sour drapes” to me, Mr. President – you lost, remember?
bobm wrote in to say...
Pssssst….Nancy….wanna see my weapon of mass destruction?
Collin wrote in to say...
Bush:
Aaaaaaaah bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more, know whatahmean, nudge nudge?
Nancy:
(confused)
I’m afraid I don’t quite follow you.
Bush:
Follow me. Follow me. That’s good, that’s good!
A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat!
Nancy:
Are you, uh,… are you selling something?
Bush:
SELLING! Very good, very good! Ay? Ay? Ay?
(pause)
Oooh! Ya wicked Ay! Wicked Ay! Oooh hooh! Say No MORE!
Yes of course this is the old Monty Python skit but it seemed to fit well the way his arm is positioned.
will wrote in to say...
“See Nancy, if you put your hand right here, you’ll see I actually do have a heart, and yes, it is actually beating.”
Ximena wrote in to say...
“Oh, you too? That Harlan gets around!”
Jack wrote in to say...
Yes, George, I did say “Your worst nightmare”!
daddyrockinstrong wrote in to say...
Are your nipples as hard as mine???
Cameron wrote in to say...
I can’t remember the words either.
123abc wrote in to say...
Hey Baby! I have some free time afterwards, and Laura’s away, so what do ya say you and me go back to my place for a little one-on-one conference, if ya know what I mean.
*cue crap-eating George smile*
I’ll even let you bring Harry if ya want.
*cue sickening George laugh*
*wait for a brief pause*
How can ya turn Dubya down?
Stephen wrote in to say...
“That’s nice George, But can you pat your head at the same time?”
DanHe wrote in to say...
Nancy Pelosi found herself in an awkward position during today’s lengthy swearing-in ceremony. “I know it’s a medical condition,” said Speaker Pelosi, “but I just wanted to stand on his left side. I felt very uncomfortable.” According to doctors at the Mayo Clinic, President Bush is on the road to recovery after Thursday’s “trying to find my back” incident.
Chuck wrote in to say...
Bush: “This is the spot that Cheney says your heart is s’pose to be”
Chuck wrote in to say...
Both: “I got you babe”
(Sung to the tune of Sonny and Cher’s “I Got You Babe”)
Jack wrote in to say...
Now, Nancy, do you take this man…
Charles wrote in to say...
‘When they sing that part about “the rockets’ red glare” and “the bombs bursting in air”, it makes me think of winning against the evildoers with shock and awe.’
‘Whatever you say, Mr. President.’
bill wrote in to say...
hey baby… wanna wrestle?
123abc wrote in to say...
I misjudged you Pelosi. I used to think you were just an old, washed-up b***h, but now I see you got a little junk in the trunk and a nice gun rack.
*cue sickening George laugh*
niko neugebauer wrote in to say...
N: – You have no heart, George, so please don’t make it look like if you care.
G: – Neither are you, Nancy, so quit smiling, or i swear i will make you wish you did.
it is a kind of “polite” version =O)
PurplePenny wrote in to say...
Bush: I think we’re doing real well.
Pelosi (thinks): Humour him, humour him, he’s delusional, he might be dangerous.
Benjamin wrote in to say...
Nancy thinks to herself: I am so leaving this loser for dole
Keith Burgin wrote in to say...
Bush: “to the republic for which it stands…”
Pelosi: “one nation… RAAARRR!! I’m gonna eat the skin off your face, Republican-boy!”
TiberiusvP wrote in to say...
All your base are belong to us!
Kevin wrote in to say...
Nancy: If you honestly think this bipartisan stuff is leaving this room, you’re nuts!
George: Scarf. Colorful. Teeth. Shiny. Oooh, I hope Mr. Cheney lets me go bowling later…
Josh Peters wrote in to say...
“You know George, if something happens to you and Cheney…”
Keith Burgin wrote in to say...
“No, no, Nancy. It looks great. No one can tell you had a facelift.”
Lightsabre wrote in to say...
All of a sudden, a foul stench invades Dubya’s space. He looks to Nancy as if to acknowledge her handy work. Her cheerful grin confirms that she is the culprit.
Link wrote in to say...
BUSH (in the voice of Butthead):
“Uh huh huh huh . . . you’re touching a boob . . . uh huh huh huh . . ”
NANCY (in the voice of Beavis):
“Heh Heh YEAH I’m touching a boob! I’m touching a boob! Heh Heh hmm Heh . . .”
BUSH and NANCY in unison, headbanging, throwing up the horns:
“Duh Duh Da Den Duh – Da-na-na-na-na-na-na Da Den Duh!” (Iron Man)
Dave wrote in to say...
Bush (thinking): I wonder what will happen if I stare at her chest long enough?
Pelosi (thinking): If he keeps staring at me, I think I’m going to have to rip his eyeballs out!
huxley wrote in to say...
Bush: Have you ever experienced my Angela Merkel Special?
Sean wrote in to say...
Nancy worries that the President is sizing her up for a shoulder rub. . .
Jack wrote in to say...
Psst! George…I know a secret…
123abc wrote in to say...
Now you know why they call me Dubya.
Sam H wrote in to say...
Bush: Hand on my heart I really did think the weapons were there…
devolute wrote in to say...
Yes, thank you, I’d love to go quail hunting with Mr. Cheney.
Michael Dick wrote in to say...
Intern: Ohh Mr. President, what’s this in your pocket?
George: My keys to my t..t..toy car bed; Santa Clause got it for me for Than..ks..Giv..uh, Christmas.
layne wrote in to say...
“I’d hit it.”
“God, I want to hit him.”
123abc wrote in to say...
You be Diane and I’ll be Jack.
Matthew Pollard wrote in to say...
Pelosi (thinking): Whats that smell?
Bush (thinking): Ahhhh I needed that!
rodney h. wrote in to say...
“What did you say you were doing with your left hand, Mr. President?”
Ethan wrote in to say...
Pelosi: “im in ur congruss overridin ur vetoze”
(Yes, I died a little inside. Yes, it had to be done.)
Greg wrote in to say...
Boxers, what about you?
Priit wrote in to say...
“Best wishes to Jeb”
Will Kessel wrote in to say...
California hairstyle: $375.
Pink Armani suit: $1,250.
Winning a Congressional campaign in California: $10 million.
Catching the President look down your blouse during a White House function: priceless.
Jack wrote in to say...
Brrr! It’s cold in here!
bdotjones wrote in to say...
Bush:”Do you know what I’m thinking?”
Pelosi(smiling):”umm..no Mr.President..I have no idea”
Bush:”Yeah…me either”
slanging wrote in to say...
Uhu, Uhu, you started the war… not me:)
slanging wrote in to say...
-B
Mmh…let’s see…what are you covering up there with your right hand? :)
-N
Ohh..Nothing there for you to see:)
-B
Uhh…are you sure?
-N
Uhuh…sure as hell(!)
-B
ahh… too bad!
Piker wrote in to say...
“Keep grinnin’ meat whistle. I’m gettin’ outta this kooktown bregade soon and you’re stuck with it!”
Andrew Miesem wrote in to say...
Nancy Pelosi, left, wonders if George Bush, right, will ask the wizard for a heart or a brain.
edub wrote in to say...
"Did you fart"…President Bush says.
Nancy replies, "Why yes, I sure did. It sure smells better than you ass-kissing breath!
Autocrat wrote in to say...
‘What do you mean your’s goes “thump, thump, thump” ?”
Jack wrote in to say...
Mr. Bush shows Nancy Pelosi the big room where the keys to the realm are kept…
Snewo wrote in to say...
“No, really… you should be able to feel yours, too, right about here…”
Marcello wrote in to say...
I’d rather pinch yours while you pinch min, instead of pinching my own!
notthere wrote in to say...
…I’m so a better bullshit artist than than she’ll ever be. And is that the botox is is she really always surprised?
Josh(ua/y) wrote in to say...
No George, I’m wearing a scarf not a bunch of flowers.