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Caption Hunt 2

It’s been very nearly two years since the last time, and that’s way too long.  So: it’s time for another caption hunt!

A picture of Nancy Pelosi and George W. Bush, bearing facial expressions I'm not sure can be described.

Leave your caption(s) in the comments.  Who knows?  There might even be a prize or two involved.

(Update: comments are now enabled.  Oopsie.)

77 Responses»

    • #1
    • Comment
    • Fri 10 Nov 2006
    • 1221
    Kevin Hamm wrote in to say...

    “I’m the President, Ms. Pelosi. Our Lord made it so.”
    “Isn’t there something about a burning bush…”

    • #2
    • Comment
    • Fri 10 Nov 2006
    • 1307
    Chris Alexander wrote in to say...

    Nancy to self: “Just grin and bear it, just grin and bear it, Nancy! He’ll be gone soon!”

    • #3
    • Comment
    • Fri 10 Nov 2006
    • 1323
    Jeff wrote in to say...

    Now, go clockwise…do you feel any lumps?

    • #4
    • Comment
    • Fri 10 Nov 2006
    • 1334
    zeronine wrote in to say...

    what the f*ck is she grinning about!

    • #5
    • Comment
    • Fri 10 Nov 2006
    • 1344
    Christopher Reed wrote in to say...

    “No, Mr. President, these are my real teeth.”

    • #6
    • Comment
    • Fri 10 Nov 2006
    • 1406
    Matthew Brundage wrote in to say...

    “Wipe that condescending smirk off your face, Nancy, or I’m going to declare you an enemy combatant.”

    • #7
    • Comment
    • Fri 10 Nov 2006
    • 1425
    Jack wrote in to say...

    Oh! Mr. President! I’m a married woman.

    • #8
    • Comment
    • Fri 10 Nov 2006
    • 1431
    Michael wrote in to say...

    Whoever smelled it dealt it, George.

    • #9
    • Comment
    • Fri 10 Nov 2006
    • 1457
    Jeff wrote in to say...

    “No Mr. President, I won’t squeeze it! Your wife is standing right there!”

    • #10
    • Comment
    • Fri 10 Nov 2006
    • 1459
    mike wrote in to say...

    George, don’t forget to use your right hand.
    Bush thinking: hands shmands, if i only had a heart…

    • #11
    • Comment
    • Fri 10 Nov 2006
    • 1540
    X wrote in to say...

    George: You know, that Monica Lewinsky holds a special place in my heart and I feel all warm and fuzzy about her.

    Wife: Honey, I hope you’re talking about how she made Clinton an easy target.

    • #12
    • Comment
    • Fri 10 Nov 2006
    • 1541
    Tk wrote in to say...

    I used the Google on you, George, and it looks like you haven’t been very good this year.

    • #13
    • Comment
    • Fri 10 Nov 2006
    • 1612
    Mike wrote in to say...

    Put that knife away, you’d still have to bump off Cheney to get my job.

    • #14
    • Comment
    • Fri 10 Nov 2006
    • 1715
    Kevin wrote in to say...

    “Wonderful girl. Either I’m going to kill her or I’m beginning to like her.”

    I’m claiming the extra “Star Wars” points. There are extra Star Wars points, right?

    • #15
    • Comment
    • Fri 10 Nov 2006
    • 1722
    Gary wrote in to say...

    So, Nancy. How about we go back to my place and play a game of Mr President and his Innocent Intern?

    • #16
    • Comment
    • Fri 10 Nov 2006
    • 1808
    bill wrote in to say...

    Oh Mr. President, I think I’ve found a weapon of mass… seduction

    • #17
    • Comment
    • Fri 10 Nov 2006
    • 1825
    Jason wrote in to say...

    “Eyes are up here, jerk.”

    • #18
    • Comment
    • Fri 10 Nov 2006
    • 1831
    Christopher Grocki wrote in to say...

    President Bush reacted with a nervous smile today at a wisecracking Democratic Majority Leader Pelosi during a reading of the Pledge of Allegiance on Capitol Hill, in which she had instructed the reciter to substitute the word “Democracy” in place of “Republic.” Following the ceremony, Bush said he’d work with the Speaker-to-be to realize the policies of the Democratic Party, and immediately ordered the flag set on fire.

    • #19
    • Comment
    • Fri 10 Nov 2006
    • 1834
    Dave Vogt wrote in to say...

    Nancy’s reply for #15:

    “Not on your everloving life, Gerogie.”

    • #20
    • Comment
    • Fri 10 Nov 2006
    • 1835
    BlueNight wrote in to say...

    “Now that Baltar is gone, all we have to do is find the thirteenth colony.”

    • #21
    • Comment
    • Fri 10 Nov 2006
    • 1919
    Ron wrote in to say...

    “No, I don’t want to know where your other hand is.”

    • #22
    • Comment
    • Fri 10 Nov 2006
    • 1955
    Kris wrote in to say...

    George. W:
    Hey Nancy – those drapes sure do look good on ya.

    Nancy P:
    That sounds like “sour drapes” to me, Mr. President – you lost, remember?

    • #23
    • Comment
    • Fri 10 Nov 2006
    • 2002
    bobm wrote in to say...

    Pssssst….Nancy….wanna see my weapon of mass destruction?

    • #24
    • Comment
    • Fri 10 Nov 2006
    • 2018
    Collin wrote in to say...

    Bush:
    Aaaaaaaah bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more, know whatahmean, nudge nudge?

    Nancy:
    (confused)
    I’m afraid I don’t quite follow you.

    Bush:
    Follow me. Follow me. That’s good, that’s good!
    A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat!

    Nancy:
    Are you, uh,… are you selling something?

    Bush:
    SELLING! Very good, very good! Ay? Ay? Ay?
    (pause)
    Oooh! Ya wicked Ay! Wicked Ay! Oooh hooh! Say No MORE!

    Yes of course this is the old Monty Python skit but it seemed to fit well the way his arm is positioned.

    • #25
    • Comment
    • Fri 10 Nov 2006
    • 2019
    will wrote in to say...

    “See Nancy, if you put your hand right here, you’ll see I actually do have a heart, and yes, it is actually beating.”

    • #26
    • Comment
    • Fri 10 Nov 2006
    • 2348
    Ximena wrote in to say...

    “Oh, you too? That Harlan gets around!”

    • #27
    • Comment
    • Fri 10 Nov 2006
    • 2354
    Jack wrote in to say...

    Yes, George, I did say “Your worst nightmare”!

    • #28
    • Comment
    • Sat 11 Nov 2006
    • 0122
    daddyrockinstrong wrote in to say...

    Are your nipples as hard as mine???

    • #29
    • Comment
    • Sat 11 Nov 2006
    • 0708
    Cameron wrote in to say...

    I can’t remember the words either.

    • #30
    • Comment
    • Sat 11 Nov 2006
    • 0719
    123abc wrote in to say...

    Hey Baby! I have some free time afterwards, and Laura’s away, so what do ya say you and me go back to my place for a little one-on-one conference, if ya know what I mean.
    *cue crap-eating George smile*
    I’ll even let you bring Harry if ya want.
    *cue sickening George laugh*
    *wait for a brief pause*
    How can ya turn Dubya down?

    • #31
    • Comment
    • Sat 11 Nov 2006
    • 1116
    Stephen wrote in to say...

    “That’s nice George, But can you pat your head at the same time?”

    • #32
    • Comment
    • Sat 11 Nov 2006
    • 1230
    DanHe wrote in to say...

    Nancy Pelosi found herself in an awkward position during today’s lengthy swearing-in ceremony. “I know it’s a medical condition,” said Speaker Pelosi, “but I just wanted to stand on his left side. I felt very uncomfortable.” According to doctors at the Mayo Clinic, President Bush is on the road to recovery after Thursday’s “trying to find my back” incident.

    • #33
    • Comment
    • Sat 11 Nov 2006
    • 1239
    Chuck wrote in to say...

    Bush: “This is the spot that Cheney says your heart is s’pose to be”

    • #34
    • Comment
    • Sat 11 Nov 2006
    • 1242
    Chuck wrote in to say...

    Both: “I got you babe”
    (Sung to the tune of Sonny and Cher’s “I Got You Babe”)

    • #35
    • Comment
    • Sat 11 Nov 2006
    • 1508
    Jack wrote in to say...

    Now, Nancy, do you take this man…

    • #36
    • Comment
    • Sat 11 Nov 2006
    • 1729
    Charles wrote in to say...

    ‘When they sing that part about “the rockets’ red glare” and “the bombs bursting in air”, it makes me think of winning against the evildoers with shock and awe.’

    ‘Whatever you say, Mr. President.’

    • #37
    • Comment
    • Sat 11 Nov 2006
    • 1756
    bill wrote in to say...

    hey baby… wanna wrestle?

    • #38
    • Comment
    • Sun 12 Nov 2006
    • 0554
    123abc wrote in to say...

    I misjudged you Pelosi. I used to think you were just an old, washed-up b***h, but now I see you got a little junk in the trunk and a nice gun rack.
    *cue sickening George laugh*

    • #39
    • Comment
    • Sun 12 Nov 2006
    • 1523
    niko neugebauer wrote in to say...

    N: – You have no heart, George, so please don’t make it look like if you care.
    G: – Neither are you, Nancy, so quit smiling, or i swear i will make you wish you did.

    it is a kind of “polite” version =O)

    • #40
    • Comment
    • Sun 12 Nov 2006
    • 1638
    PurplePenny wrote in to say...

    Bush: I think we’re doing real well.

    Pelosi (thinks): Humour him, humour him, he’s delusional, he might be dangerous.

    • #41
    • Comment
    • Sun 12 Nov 2006
    • 1821
    Benjamin wrote in to say...

    Nancy thinks to herself: I am so leaving this loser for dole

    • #42
    • Comment
    • Mon 13 Nov 2006
    • 0129
    Keith Burgin wrote in to say...

    Bush: “to the republic for which it stands…”

    Pelosi: “one nation… RAAARRR!! I’m gonna eat the skin off your face, Republican-boy!”

    • #43
    • Comment
    • Mon 13 Nov 2006
    • 0605
    TiberiusvP wrote in to say...

    All your base are belong to us!

    • #44
    • Comment
    • Mon 13 Nov 2006
    • 1044
    Kevin wrote in to say...

    Nancy: If you honestly think this bipartisan stuff is leaving this room, you’re nuts!

    George: Scarf. Colorful. Teeth. Shiny. Oooh, I hope Mr. Cheney lets me go bowling later…

    • #45
    • Comment
    • Mon 13 Nov 2006
    • 1203
    Josh Peters wrote in to say...

    “You know George, if something happens to you and Cheney…”

    • #46
    • Comment
    • Mon 13 Nov 2006
    • 1238
    Keith Burgin wrote in to say...

    “No, no, Nancy. It looks great. No one can tell you had a facelift.”

    • #47
    • Comment
    • Mon 13 Nov 2006
    • 1405
    Lightsabre wrote in to say...

    All of a sudden, a foul stench invades Dubya’s space. He looks to Nancy as if to acknowledge her handy work. Her cheerful grin confirms that she is the culprit.

    • #48
    • Comment
    • Mon 13 Nov 2006
    • 1604
    Link wrote in to say...

    BUSH (in the voice of Butthead):

    “Uh huh huh huh . . . you’re touching a boob . . . uh huh huh huh . . ”

    NANCY (in the voice of Beavis):

    “Heh Heh YEAH I’m touching a boob! I’m touching a boob! Heh Heh hmm Heh . . .”

    BUSH and NANCY in unison, headbanging, throwing up the horns:

    “Duh Duh Da Den Duh – Da-na-na-na-na-na-na Da Den Duh!” (Iron Man)

    • #49
    • Comment
    • Mon 13 Nov 2006
    • 1904
    Dave wrote in to say...

    Bush (thinking): I wonder what will happen if I stare at her chest long enough?

    Pelosi (thinking): If he keeps staring at me, I think I’m going to have to rip his eyeballs out!

    • #50
    • Comment
    • Mon 13 Nov 2006
    • 1923
    huxley wrote in to say...

    Bush: Have you ever experienced my Angela Merkel Special?

    • #51
    • Comment
    • Mon 13 Nov 2006
    • 2033
    Sean wrote in to say...

    Nancy worries that the President is sizing her up for a shoulder rub. . .

    • #52
    • Comment
    • Tue 14 Nov 2006
    • 0100
    Jack wrote in to say...

    Psst! George…I know a secret…

    • #53
    • Comment
    • Tue 14 Nov 2006
    • 0322
    123abc wrote in to say...

    Now you know why they call me Dubya.

    • #54
    • Comment
    • Tue 14 Nov 2006
    • 0401
    Sam H wrote in to say...

    Bush: Hand on my heart I really did think the weapons were there…

    • #55
    • Comment
    • Tue 14 Nov 2006
    • 0808
    devolute wrote in to say...

    Yes, thank you, I’d love to go quail hunting with Mr. Cheney.

    • #56
    • Comment
    • Tue 14 Nov 2006
    • 1759
    Michael Dick wrote in to say...

    Intern: Ohh Mr. President, what’s this in your pocket?
    George: My keys to my t..t..toy car bed; Santa Clause got it for me for Than..ks..Giv..uh, Christmas.

    • #57
    • Comment
    • Tue 14 Nov 2006
    • 2308
    layne wrote in to say...

    “I’d hit it.”

    “God, I want to hit him.”

    • #58
    • Comment
    • Wed 15 Nov 2006
    • 0021
    123abc wrote in to say...

    You be Diane and I’ll be Jack.

    • #59
    • Comment
    • Wed 15 Nov 2006
    • 0908
    Matthew Pollard wrote in to say...

    Pelosi (thinking): Whats that smell?

    Bush (thinking): Ahhhh I needed that!

    • #60
    • Comment
    • Wed 15 Nov 2006
    • 0945
    rodney h. wrote in to say...

    What did you say you were doing with your left hand, Mr. President?”

    • #61
    • Comment
    • Wed 15 Nov 2006
    • 1714
    Ethan wrote in to say...

    Pelosi: “im in ur congruss overridin ur vetoze”

    (Yes, I died a little inside. Yes, it had to be done.)

    • #62
    • Comment
    • Wed 15 Nov 2006
    • 2322
    Greg wrote in to say...

    Boxers, what about you?

    • #63
    • Comment
    • Thu 16 Nov 2006
    • 0708
    Priit wrote in to say...

    “Best wishes to Jeb”

    • #64
    • Comment
    • Thu 16 Nov 2006
    • 1034
    Will Kessel wrote in to say...

    California hairstyle: $375.

    Pink Armani suit: $1,250.

    Winning a Congressional campaign in California: $10 million.

    Catching the President look down your blouse during a White House function: priceless.

    • #65
    • Comment
    • Thu 16 Nov 2006
    • 1241
    Jack wrote in to say...

    Brrr! It’s cold in here!

    • #66
    • Comment
    • Thu 16 Nov 2006
    • 2304
    bdotjones wrote in to say...

    Bush:”Do you know what I’m thinking?”
    Pelosi(smiling):”umm..no Mr.President..I have no idea”
    Bush:”Yeah…me either”

    • #67
    • Comment
    • Mon 27 Nov 2006
    • 1928
    slanging wrote in to say...

    Uhu, Uhu, you started the war… not me:)

    • #68
    • Comment
    • Mon 27 Nov 2006
    • 1945
    slanging wrote in to say...

    -B

    Mmh…let’s see…what are you covering up there with your right hand? :)

    -N

    Ohh..Nothing there for you to see:)

    -B

    Uhh…are you sure?

    -N

    Uhuh…sure as hell(!)

    -B

    ahh… too bad!

    • #69
    • Comment
    • Tue 28 Nov 2006
    • 1312
    Piker wrote in to say...

    “Keep grinnin’ meat whistle. I’m gettin’ outta this kooktown bregade soon and you’re stuck with it!”

    • #70
    • Comment
    • Mon 4 Dec 2006
    • 1033
    Andrew Miesem wrote in to say...

    Nancy Pelosi, left, wonders if George Bush, right, will ask the wizard for a heart or a brain.

    • #71
    • Comment
    • Thu 7 Dec 2006
    • 2059
    edub wrote in to say...

    "Did you fart"…President Bush says.
    Nancy replies, "Why yes, I sure did. It sure smells better than you ass-kissing breath!

    • #72
    • Comment
    • Tue 12 Dec 2006
    • 0329
    Autocrat wrote in to say...

    ‘What do you mean your’s goes “thump, thump, thump” ?”

    • #73
    • Comment
    • Tue 12 Dec 2006
    • 1537
    Jack wrote in to say...

    Mr. Bush shows Nancy Pelosi the big room where the keys to the realm are kept…

    • #74
    • Comment
    • Wed 13 Dec 2006
    • 1607
    Snewo wrote in to say...

    “No, really… you should be able to feel yours, too, right about here…”

    • #75
    • Comment
    • Mon 18 Dec 2006
    • 0701
    Marcello wrote in to say...

    I’d rather pinch yours while you pinch min, instead of pinching my own!

    • #76
    • Comment
    • Wed 27 Dec 2006
    • 1729
    notthere wrote in to say...

    …I’m so a better bullshit artist than than she’ll ever be. And is that the botox is is she really always surprised?

    • #77
    • Comment
    • Fri 5 Jan 2007
    • 1532
    Josh(ua/y) wrote in to say...

    No George, I’m wearing a scarf not a bunch of flowers.

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