Caption Hunt 2

Published 11 years, 6 months ago

It’s been very nearly two years since the last time, and that’s way too long.  So: it’s time for another caption hunt!

A picture of Nancy Pelosi and George W. Bush, bearing facial expressions I'm not sure can be described.

Leave your caption(s) in the comments.  Who knows?  There might even be a prize or two involved.

(Update: comments are now enabled.  Oopsie.)


  1. “I’m the President, Ms. Pelosi. Our Lord made it so.”
    “Isn’t there something about a burning bush…”

  2. Nancy to self: “Just grin and bear it, just grin and bear it, Nancy! He’ll be gone soon!”

  3. Now, go clockwise…do you feel any lumps?

  4. what the f*ck is she grinning about!

  5. “No, Mr. President, these are my real teeth.”

  6. “Wipe that condescending smirk off your face, Nancy, or I’m going to declare you an enemy combatant.”

  7. Oh! Mr. President! I’m a married woman.

  8. Whoever smelled it dealt it, George.

  9. “No Mr. President, I won’t squeeze it! Your wife is standing right there!”

  10. George, don’t forget to use your right hand.
    Bush thinking: hands shmands, if i only had a heart…

  11. George: You know, that Monica Lewinsky holds a special place in my heart and I feel all warm and fuzzy about her.

    Wife: Honey, I hope you’re talking about how she made Clinton an easy target.

  12. I used the Google on you, George, and it looks like you haven’t been very good this year.

  13. Put that knife away, you’d still have to bump off Cheney to get my job.

  14. “Wonderful girl. Either I’m going to kill her or I’m beginning to like her.”

    I’m claiming the extra “Star Wars” points. There are extra Star Wars points, right?

  15. So, Nancy. How about we go back to my place and play a game of Mr President and his Innocent Intern?

  16. Oh Mr. President, I think I’ve found a weapon of mass… seduction

  17. “Eyes are up here, jerk.”

  18. President Bush reacted with a nervous smile today at a wisecracking Democratic Majority Leader Pelosi during a reading of the Pledge of Allegiance on Capitol Hill, in which she had instructed the reciter to substitute the word “Democracy” in place of “Republic.” Following the ceremony, Bush said he’d work with the Speaker-to-be to realize the policies of the Democratic Party, and immediately ordered the flag set on fire.

  19. Nancy’s reply for #15:

    “Not on your everloving life, Gerogie.”

  20. “Now that Baltar is gone, all we have to do is find the thirteenth colony.”

  21. “No, I don’t want to know where your other hand is.”

  22. George. W:
    Hey Nancy – those drapes sure do look good on ya.

    Nancy P:
    That sounds like “sour drapes” to me, Mr. President – you lost, remember?

  23. Pssssst….Nancy….wanna see my weapon of mass destruction?

  24. Bush:
    Aaaaaaaah bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more, know whatahmean, nudge nudge?

    Nancy:
    (confused)
    I’m afraid I don’t quite follow you.

    Bush:
    Follow me. Follow me. That’s good, that’s good!
    A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat!

    Nancy:
    Are you, uh,… are you selling something?

    Bush:
    SELLING! Very good, very good! Ay? Ay? Ay?
    (pause)
    Oooh! Ya wicked Ay! Wicked Ay! Oooh hooh! Say No MORE!

    Yes of course this is the old Monty Python skit but it seemed to fit well the way his arm is positioned.

  25. “See Nancy, if you put your hand right here, you’ll see I actually do have a heart, and yes, it is actually beating.”

  26. “Oh, you too? That Harlan gets around!”

  27. Yes, George, I did say “Your worst nightmare”!

  28. Are your nipples as hard as mine???

  29. I can’t remember the words either.

  30. Hey Baby! I have some free time afterwards, and Laura’s away, so what do ya say you and me go back to my place for a little one-on-one conference, if ya know what I mean.
    *cue crap-eating George smile*
    I’ll even let you bring Harry if ya want.
    *cue sickening George laugh*
    *wait for a brief pause*
    How can ya turn Dubya down?

  31. “That’s nice George, But can you pat your head at the same time?”

  32. Nancy Pelosi found herself in an awkward position during today’s lengthy swearing-in ceremony. “I know it’s a medical condition,” said Speaker Pelosi, “but I just wanted to stand on his left side. I felt very uncomfortable.” According to doctors at the Mayo Clinic, President Bush is on the road to recovery after Thursday’s “trying to find my back” incident.

  33. Bush: “This is the spot that Cheney says your heart is s’pose to be”

  34. Both: “I got you babe”
    (Sung to the tune of Sonny and Cher’s “I Got You Babe”)

  35. Now, Nancy, do you take this man…

  36. ‘When they sing that part about “the rockets’ red glare” and “the bombs bursting in air”, it makes me think of winning against the evildoers with shock and awe.’

    ‘Whatever you say, Mr. President.’

  37. hey baby… wanna wrestle?

  38. I misjudged you Pelosi. I used to think you were just an old, washed-up b***h, but now I see you got a little junk in the trunk and a nice gun rack.
    *cue sickening George laugh*

  39. N: – You have no heart, George, so please don’t make it look like if you care.
    G: – Neither are you, Nancy, so quit smiling, or i swear i will make you wish you did.

    it is a kind of “polite” version =O)

  40. Bush: I think we’re doing real well.

    Pelosi (thinks): Humour him, humour him, he’s delusional, he might be dangerous.

  41. Nancy thinks to herself: I am so leaving this loser for dole

  42. Bush: “to the republic for which it stands…”

    Pelosi: “one nation… RAAARRR!! I’m gonna eat the skin off your face, Republican-boy!”

  43. All your base are belong to us!

  44. Nancy: If you honestly think this bipartisan stuff is leaving this room, you’re nuts!

    George: Scarf. Colorful. Teeth. Shiny. Oooh, I hope Mr. Cheney lets me go bowling later…

  45. “You know George, if something happens to you and Cheney…”

  46. “No, no, Nancy. It looks great. No one can tell you had a facelift.”

  47. All of a sudden, a foul stench invades Dubya’s space. He looks to Nancy as if to acknowledge her handy work. Her cheerful grin confirms that she is the culprit.

  48. BUSH (in the voice of Butthead):

    “Uh huh huh huh . . . you’re touching a boob . . . uh huh huh huh . . ”

    NANCY (in the voice of Beavis):

    “Heh Heh YEAH I’m touching a boob! I’m touching a boob! Heh Heh hmm Heh . . .”

    BUSH and NANCY in unison, headbanging, throwing up the horns:

    “Duh Duh Da Den Duh – Da-na-na-na-na-na-na Da Den Duh!” (Iron Man)

  49. Bush (thinking): I wonder what will happen if I stare at her chest long enough?

    Pelosi (thinking): If he keeps staring at me, I think I’m going to have to rip his eyeballs out!

  50. Bush: Have you ever experienced my Angela Merkel Special?

  51. Nancy worries that the President is sizing her up for a shoulder rub. . .

  52. Psst! George…I know a secret…

  53. Now you know why they call me Dubya.

  54. Bush: Hand on my heart I really did think the weapons were there…

  55. Yes, thank you, I’d love to go quail hunting with Mr. Cheney.

  56. Intern: Ohh Mr. President, what’s this in your pocket?
    George: My keys to my t..t..toy car bed; Santa Clause got it for me for Than..ks..Giv..uh, Christmas.

  57. “I’d hit it.”

    “God, I want to hit him.”

  58. You be Diane and I’ll be Jack.

  59. Pelosi (thinking): Whats that smell?

    Bush (thinking): Ahhhh I needed that!

  60. What did you say you were doing with your left hand, Mr. President?”

  61. Pelosi: “im in ur congruss overridin ur vetoze”

    (Yes, I died a little inside. Yes, it had to be done.)

  62. Boxers, what about you?

  63. “Best wishes to Jeb”

  64. California hairstyle: $375.

    Pink Armani suit: $1,250.

    Winning a Congressional campaign in California: $10 million.

    Catching the President look down your blouse during a White House function: priceless.

  65. Brrr! It’s cold in here!

  66. Bush:”Do you know what I’m thinking?”
    Pelosi(smiling):”umm..no Mr.President..I have no idea”
    Bush:”Yeah…me either”

  67. Uhu, Uhu, you started the war… not me:)

  68. -B

    Mmh…let’s see…what are you covering up there with your right hand? :)

    -N

    Ohh..Nothing there for you to see:)

    -B

    Uhh…are you sure?

    -N

    Uhuh…sure as hell(!)

    -B

    ahh… too bad!

  69. “Keep grinnin’ meat whistle. I’m gettin’ outta this kooktown bregade soon and you’re stuck with it!”

  70. Nancy Pelosi, left, wonders if George Bush, right, will ask the wizard for a heart or a brain.

  71. "Did you fart"…President Bush says.
    Nancy replies, "Why yes, I sure did. It sure smells better than you ass-kissing breath!

  72. ‘What do you mean your’s goes “thump, thump, thump” ?”

  73. Mr. Bush shows Nancy Pelosi the big room where the keys to the realm are kept…

  74. “No, really… you should be able to feel yours, too, right about here…”

  75. I’d rather pinch yours while you pinch min, instead of pinching my own!

  76. …I’m so a better bullshit artist than than she’ll ever be. And is that the botox is is she really always surprised?

  77. No George, I’m wearing a scarf not a bunch of flowers.

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