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    <description>The excuse of the day.  Handy for tech support representatives.</description>
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    <dc:creator>Eric A. Meyer</dc:creator>
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    <pubDate>04 Jul 2009 00:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description>eddies in the space-time continuum</description>
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      <description>line noise from rats in the wall</description>
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      <description>excessive executive compensation</description>
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      <description>Republicans</description>
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      <description>seasonal packet migrations</description>
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      <description>cross-connected faceplates</description>
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      <description>drive D: is out of paper</description>
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      <description>severe packet reflux</description>
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