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    <description>The excuse of the day.  Handy for tech support representatives.</description>
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    <dc:creator>Eric A. Meyer</dc:creator>
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    <pubDate>08 Feb 2012 00:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description>plankton blooms</description>
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      <title>The Excuse of the Day for 30 Jan 2012 is...</title>
      <description>the CIA</description>
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      <title>The Excuse of the Day for 31 Jan 2012 is...</title>
      <description>Uwe Boll</description>
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      <pubDate>31 Jan 2012 00:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>The Excuse of the Day for 01 Feb 2012 is...</title>
      <description>failure of the flux capacitor</description>
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      <title>The Excuse of the Day for 02 Feb 2012 is...</title>
      <description>there was a change to the statically-linked 'ls'</description>
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      <pubDate>02 Feb 2012 00:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>The Excuse of the Day for 03 Feb 2012 is...</title>
      <description>the CIA forgot to update its maps</description>
      <content:encoded>the CIA forgot to update its maps</content:encoded>
      <pubDate>03 Feb 2012 00:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>The Excuse of the Day for 04 Feb 2012 is...</title>
      <description>the lack of an American work ethic</description>
      <content:encoded>the lack of an American work ethic</content:encoded>
      <pubDate>04 Feb 2012 00:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description>Facebook</description>
      <content:encoded>Facebook</content:encoded>
      <pubDate>05 Feb 2012 00:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>The Excuse of the Day for 06 Feb 2012 is...</title>
      <description>elevated error rate caused by over-consumption of resources</description>
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      <pubDate>06 Feb 2012 00:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>The Excuse of the Day for 07 Feb 2012 is...</title>
      <description>Daylight Savings Time</description>
      <content:encoded>Daylight Savings Time</content:encoded>
      <pubDate>07 Feb 2012 00:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>The Excuse of the Day for 08 Feb 2012 is...</title>
      <description>seasonal packet migrations</description>
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