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    <managingEditor>Eric A. Meyer</managingEditor>
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    <pubDate>13 May 2008 00:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>The Excuse of the Day for 03 May 2008 is...</title>
      <content:encoded>there was a change to the statically-linked 'ls'</content:encoded>
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      <content:encoded>seasonal packet migrations</content:encoded>
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      <content:encoded>the starboard power coupling is down</content:encoded>
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      <content:encoded>an incorrectly polarized packet accelerator</content:encoded>
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      <content:encoded>fnord</content:encoded>
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      <content:encoded>neutrino interactions</content:encoded>
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      <content:encoded>IMAP</content:encoded>
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      <title>The Excuse of the Day for 10 May 2008 is...</title>
      <content:encoded>unanticipated warp core breach</content:encoded>
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      <content:encoded>failure of the lighting system</content:encoded>
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      <content:encoded>fluoridation</content:encoded>
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