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    <description>The excuse of the day.  Handy for tech support representatives.</description>
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    <dc:creator>Eric A. Meyer</dc:creator>
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      <description>line noise from rats in the wall</description>
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      <description>lunar gravitational forces</description>
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      <description>ozone depletion</description>
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      <description>unexpected 403s</description>
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      <description>a bat in the fuel pump</description>
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      <description>packet storms caused by a flock of rogue penguins</description>
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      <description>unexpected 403s</description>
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      <description>fnord</description>
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      <description>cosmic ray shower</description>
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      <description>a misplaced curly bracket</description>
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      <pubDate>24 May 2013 00:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>The Excuse of the Day for 25 May 2013 is...</title>
      <description>Socialism</description>
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