Comments on: Caption Hunt

By: Jamie

Jamie — Wed, 01 Dec 2004 19:03:53 +0000

Didja see the photo or Martin & Bush looking in opposite directions during a photo op? It was taken by a Canadian Press photographer.
There is a copy accomponying this >Regina Leader-Post article with the following caption `U.S. President George W. Bush (foreground) and Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin look in opposite directions during a photo opportunity upon Bush’s arrival at Parliament Hill in Ottawa Tuesday.’ The photo looked even better in monochrome in my local paper — it was like Germany’s two-headed eagle.

P.S.: Your tutorial at HT’04 rocked!

By: Charlie O

Charlie O — Tue, 30 Nov 2004 09:54:59 +0000

1) Bush: “Smile, that’s right, smile wide as an oil tanker”

2) Spelling: “paa.. dee…cake? is that it?”

By: joe

joe — Mon, 22 Nov 2004 19:52:35 +0000

#1 – Uh-oh! She said something smart, wait… let me think about that…

#2 – We will level out Iraq and sell AVON to all the women there! Look what it did for my hands!

By: Roy

Roy — Mon, 22 Nov 2004 13:58:03 +0000

#1:
Rice: Boy, it’s great being the smartest Republican.
Bush: Finally I got someone to do the thinking for me.

By: Abu Grade

Abu Grade — Mon, 22 Nov 2004 04:30:41 +0000

“How do you spell d1Pl0mAcY?”, Condi. “Hot damn! I bet she knows how to spell d!PL0m@cY!”, W.
“Well, you see just for giggles they had one prison come up behind the other with his hands just like this butt naked of course, and then take another step forward, and forward, and forward, then back and forward, and back and forward” W., “Damn I’m gonna have to slip in to the bathroom to take care of an issue that just popped up, but before I go visit http://www.dirtyabugradeprisonersex.com to view live web cams of prisoners re-education programs for a low fee of 19.99 hourly. Woo Hoo! Don’t mess with TEXASS!!!”

By: Judd Volino

Judd Volino — Sun, 21 Nov 2004 04:39:13 +0000

Ahh, but the more interesting story is about all the smooching

Check the video link below the picture on the right side of the article. Bush must really fancy Spellings — they nearly go lip-to-lip.

By: ghola

ghola — Sun, 21 Nov 2004 03:28:10 +0000

#1 (Bush “thinking”, well… more like: to himself) I hope she won’t ask me about Pet Goat, I never really finished Pet Goat…

#2 (Bush) Whoa that’s the same trick my little doggie does, standing on his hind legs like that… Wow! I wonder if she learned it from him… Wait! Can dogs talk now? I wuv dogs!

#2 (Bush) …yeah, I’ll smile, it seems she was telling a joke or something, why can’t I pay attention? Yeah, I’ll do that smirk I do…
(Spellings) So the Iraki prisoners were forced to extend their hands and then they were clubbed and had all their fingers crushed…

By: Al

Al — Sun, 21 Nov 2004 00:50:42 +0000

#1 Hmm. Better be careful Condi, I hear the W3C is out to get us now.

#2 That’s right, Mr. President. Tables or DIVs can be used inspite of what you heard last night.

By: Josh Leslie

Josh Leslie — Sat, 20 Nov 2004 23:29:25 +0000

#1: “Wow, that wax dummy really does look like Condi; Madame Tussaud really knows her stuff. Maybe I can bring it around to some photo ops with me instead of Rice…it’d be about as helpful, and that way I’d save on hotel costs…”

By: Seoras

Seoras — Sat, 20 Nov 2004 23:16:40 +0000

#1 MMMM she’s got nicer hair than Colin (pronounced KOLIN not Cohlin)
#2 Wish I could use hand signs, it’d stop me making such a dick of myself everytime I opened my mouth.

By: Jim Cook

Jim Cook — Fri, 19 Nov 2004 22:16:41 +0000

#1 – “So that’s how that darn Electoral stuff works!”
#2 – Spellings demonstrates her mad Slap Hands technique.

By: Moz

Moz — Fri, 19 Nov 2004 22:03:32 +0000

1.
Rice: Ahoy, matey!
Bush: Yes.

2.
Spellings: Ehh, Macarena!
Bush: Yes.

By: Jim Bennett

Jim Bennett — Fri, 19 Nov 2004 21:54:29 +0000

#1 – “Laura! Oh God! I, er I mean, we thought you and the twins were still in Crawford!”

#2 – “You put you left hand in and take you right hand out and you do the hokie-pokie and you turn yourself around – that’s what it’as all about!”

By: AlanOnymous

AlanOnymous — Fri, 19 Nov 2004 19:22:37 +0000

Caption For #2
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(Heard In Linda Richman’s Voice): “…I’ll give you a topic…’Bad Intelligence’…it was neither ‘Bad’ nor ‘Intelligent’…discuss…”

By: Jeff Faller

Jeff Faller — Fri, 19 Nov 2004 18:06:10 +0000

#1 – I wonder if she’d notice if I ate that bug in her hair?
#2 – And then the President told me that it’s from here down that he’s intrested in when looking for a woman in my position… Teee heee. So see, I don’t need to be smart.