When Spambots Break, We Fisk It

Published 11 years, 8 months past

A while back, a spambot stopped by my 2006 post “Unitless line-heights”, dumped what appears to be its complete response configuration file into my comment form, and submitted it.  Being something of a Dadaist at heart, I went ahead and published it — and yet, somehow, that wasn’t enough.  I believe the whole world should have the opportunity to savor its multifaceted and sometimes contradictory opinions, so I present it here in its entirety (and its character encoding errors) with a few bits of commentary by yours truly.

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In fact, line-height values have long been the topic that dare not speak its name.  I hope it is not too immodest of me to say that writing about these subjects took no small measure of personal courage.

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OHHHH SICK BURN.  Actually, I’m very slightly impressed by the attempted use of reverse psychology, even though I suspect the vast majority of people would just delete a comment like that without ever realizing it was a spambot.

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Apparently spambots think that “book-marking” is a thing that humans still do.  Ha ha, suckers!

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If you want the original, un-fisked version for use in your own anti-spambot defenses, you can find it here.

Comments (7)

  1. Her previous roommate was very excited about vertical rhythm, apparently.

  2. Thanks for this exciting and interesting comment! Well done! I have bookmarked this site and will return again.

  3. More seriously, I see comments like this all the time, and it is obvious that they are spam. They are not in any way related to the content of the post.
    Eventually we’ll have AI good enough to filter out comments that don’t actually discuss the post, and the spambots will have to actually post a relevant comment. And that’ll be a good thing. (And I think I saw an XKCD comic on the topic, but I can’t just find it.)

  4. @Michael. XKCD 810

  5. I was hoping the first few comments on my blog were real. What a shame. I’ve deleted one from Shanghai escorts, but debating whether to delete the rest. Are some comments better than none?

  6. I still bookmark : ( haha

    the “Your style is really unique in comparison to other people I’ve read stuff from.” Almost got me

  7. After spambot stupidity, one of the most affordable explanation for an individual coming over to my website and praising it for your pleasant shades is, to price John Gruber: “I am high like a kite.”

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