Apparently my recent posts have lead some people to think that it’s time to resurrect my former title of Mr. Bitter, so the following two items come just in time.
- How weird is the world? Try Mr. Elmo goes to Washington. This is one of those news items that proves to me that I didn’t really miss anything by passing on recreational chemical use. Is it a sign of the End Times that we have unkempt sock puppets testifying before Congress? (Besides Rep. James A. Traficant, I mean.) Speaking of the Apocalypse…
- How weird are people? Try publishing an article claiming that PURE EVIL lurks in every Apple Macintosh. (Scroll down a bit to get to the largest section, titled “Apple Macintosh.”) I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks. What makes it even better is this: read through the whole article, taking special note of the points about how the core of Apple’s new OS is a type of Unix and thus runs “daemons” in the background and contains the “secret code”
chmod 666. So obviously Unix is a tool of Satan, and no God-fearing Christian could possibly consider associating themselves or their data with any such operating system. Got all that? Now go to the root level of the server, and check out the OS information at the bottom of the page. Now that’s funny!
So don’t worry: the world is too amusingly surreal for me to stay permanently bitter. I get outraged sometimes, but that’s because I want the world I inhabit to improve, not deteriorate—and I want it now more than ever.