Thoughts From Eric Archive

Here’s a good way to improve national security: arrest people who admit to inadvertently taking potential weapons onto airplanes.  Yeah, that will really encourage people to be helpful.  So let’s say, just hypothetically, that I or somebody I knew had accidentally taken a utility knife or knitting needles or whatever on a flight or two, and airport security missed it.  If I report this fact in the interests of improving screening procedures and helping authorities identify weak points in airport security, I could face jail time.  What a great idea!

In a novel, this state of affairs would be tragicomic.  In 2002 America, it’s deeply stupid and somewhat scary.  To paraphrase Ellen Ripley, did IQs just drop sharply when I wasn’t looking?

• Thursday, 24 January 2002 was published on Thursday, January 24th, 2002.
• It was assigned to the Politics category.
• There have been no replies.

A new look for a new year.  Readers of my next book may notice some similarities between this and one or two of the projects.

If the text is too small for you to read, try the “Advanced setup…” link in the sidebar.  There you can define a default pixel size for this site and have the value stored in a cookie so that for the next year, you’ll see the text at that size.

No tables were harmed, or even used, in the making of this design.

Update: I’ve made a few adjustments to the design to step around bugs in IE6/Win.  Apparently, the MS programmers fixed most of the parsing bugs from the 5.x line, but not too many of the layout bugs.  To make things worse, the parsing bugs are fixed in both the strict and quirks modes, so none of the traditional workarounds (like the “box model hack“) work, and so I can’t hide styles from IE6 at all.  If their layout engine were as good as, say, IE5.1/Mac, then that wouldn’t be a problem.  No such luck.

(Thanks to my father for first discovering the layout problems in IE6, and for helping me figure out that I couldn’t work around the bugs without changing my design approach.)

• Monday, 21 January 2002 was published on Monday, January 21st, 2002.
• It was assigned to the Redesign category.
• There have been no replies.

Last night, Kat and I were lying in bed talking (honest!) when we heard a deep, distant rumble.  Even though we hadn’t seen a flash, we guessed it was thunder from an energetic snowstorm over Lake Erie, which happens sometimes.  It wasn’t thunder.  Our house is located almost two miles from University Hospitals, with a hill between us.

• Friday, 18 January 2002 was published on Friday, January 18th, 2002.
• It was assigned to the General category.
• There have been no replies.

<style type="text/css" media="quantum-foam">
   cosmos {color: #A1E8CD;}
</style>

I just thought you’d want to know that. (Confused?  There’s an explanation.)

• Thursday, 10 January 2002 was published on Thursday, January 10th, 2002.
• It was assigned to the General category.
• There have been no replies.

New at css/edge: boxpunch.  Be sure to progress on to the second page of the demo.

Whenever I get a new CD, I usually listen to it semi-continuously until I get tired of it, or I get a new CD.  That much is known.  But I am now seriously, seriously hooked on Spiritual Machines, the latest from Our Lady Peace (a Flash-dependent site, sadly).  I really liked their first three albums, sure, but this one is something else.  I found myself intentionally seeking out other albums to listen to today, just so I wouldn’t overdose.  It didn’t take too long for me to go back to Spiritual Machines.  I’m like some kind of audio junkie all of a sudden, and it’s a touch disturbing.  So hurry up and buy a copy for yourself, so I don’t feel so alone, okay?

• Thursday, 3 January 2002 was published on Thursday, January 3rd, 2002.
• It was assigned to the General category.
• There have been no replies.

I decided to wait until day 2 of 2002 to post.  Mostly because I have a weird thing for numeric patterns, even ones that don’t make a lot of sense.  Every time my RSA SecurID widget gives me a token that features some sort of repetition or matched pairs, I get an obscure glow of pleasure.

Okay, so I’m strange.

The holidays came and went, and we’re all still here for now.  I scored high on the Swag Meter at Christmas, but I’d gladly give it all away for something completely outside my power to either give or receive.  Anyone know where I can purchase the remainder of a full life and have it gift-wrapped for a loved one?

• Wednesday, 2 January 2002 was published on Wednesday, January 2nd, 2002.
• It was assigned to the General category.
• There have been no replies.

Here’s something that made me cringe in fear: Microsoft top security officer expected to join U.S. cybersecurity team (ComputerWorld).  Oh boy, I can hardly wait for our national security policies to be as rigorous as those generally found in Microsoft products.

• Friday, 14 December 2001 was published on Friday, December 14th, 2001.
• It was assigned to the Tech category.
• There have been no replies.

This morning, I discovered (amongst all the other spam I receive) a message in my Inbox promising to “ADD INCHES TO YOUR PENIS!!!”  The very next message offered a way to “LOSE INCHES WHILE YOU SLEEP!!!”  Now I’m all confused.

• Saturday, 8 December 2001 was published on Saturday, December 8th, 2001.
• It was assigned to the Humor category.
• There have been no replies.